WHAT?

The Infinite Dollar Webpage is strange. This much, you already know. Think you're pretty smart, eh? What you might not know, however, is that there are benefits to advertising here.

1.) There's no content.
The majority of the time, visitors will leave the page by clicking an ad.

2.) ... Well, I guess that was it.

With each penny you spend, you bring me (the world's fattest thin man) closer to the goal of Infinite Dollars. That might seem like reason enough for me to ask you to help spread the word about this site... but if that doesn't grab you, consider this...

Everyone who helps pass along the URL through word-of-mouth is helping to bring more traffic to the advertisers herein. If Bob does it, he might help Bill get more traffic. If Bill does it, he might help Jim get more traffic. Jim's not interested in helping out, though, and instead elects to eat a bag of chips. He didn't intend to eat the entire bag starting out, but he didn't pay attention while he ate half. Then he figured he'd might as well go all the way.

Don't be a Jim. Please, won't you think of the ~~children~~ advertisers?

If you take nothing else away from this little tirade, remember this. I thank you for checking out the site, be you visitor, advertiser, skeptic, or government official. I love you all.